Kinder-news:: Elmo doll threatens child's life!

 

 Real life, in it's latest desperate attempt to be as interesting as a movie has produced a vaguely intriguing news item! Seems some poor kid's Elmo doll has gone and said exactly what every toy that has ever been made has been thinking for centuries: "I'm going to kill you". Well actually it said "Kill James!" but you get the picture. I mean, if you were named James you'd certainly be alarmed. BRAD DOURIF could not be reached for comment. Read the full story HERE and be sure to youtube "evil Elmo" to observe the sorry fact that speculation on Elmo's dark side has been brewing for some time!