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Kindertrauma Jukebox :: Elvira’s Flamingo Floorshow

October 23rd, 2008 by aunt john · 6 Comments

Tags: Halloween · Holidays · Kindertrauma Jukebox

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  • 1 mrcanacornNo Gravatar // Oct 23, 2008 at 8:48 am

    I know no one will be surprised when I say this clip is quite possibly the greatest thing since sliced bread.

    I still haven’t gotten around to seeing Haunted Hills, but if it’s even half as awesome as her first film, I’m sure I’ll love it.

  • 2 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Oct 23, 2008 at 10:24 am

    I really miss the mid-to-late ’80s where everyone, who really shouldn’t have, felt compelled to rap.

  • 3 mrcanacornNo Gravatar // Oct 23, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    I’m Masta C and I’m here to say
    I love Kindertrauma in a major way
    I read it at work and I read it at home
    I can even download it on my cellular phone

    I’m Masta C and I’m a funky Virgo
    And I like to get down with my man, Aunt Jo
    He’s pretty freaky and kind of scary
    But he’s just my size and not too hairy

    And let’s not forget spooky Unk L
    He’s handsome as the devil and hot as hell

    They may be strange and they may be weird
    But they don’t need no ladies to be their beards

    So I’m Masta C and I’m hear to say
    Read your Kindertrauma each and every day

    Word to your mothers!

    (Uh, like that?)

  • 4 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Oct 23, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Actually, I was thinking of the WHAM rap & the Superbowl Shuffle when I left my first comment.

    Yours, however, is straight up funky fresh! To the extreme, you rock the mic like a vandal; light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle… word to your mother!

  • 5 Professor Von WhiskersenNo Gravatar // Oct 23, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    True story:  I was in 6th Grade during Halloween 1986.  That was to be my last year trick-or-treating.  My friend lived a couple of miles away and we hit my neighborhood then rode our bikes to his neighborhood.  But I told him in no uncertain terms that I HAD TO BE HOME IN TIME TO SEE ELVIRA’S MTV SPECIAL!!  Elvira live from Salem for 6 hours!!  To my 11 year old mind that beat almost any horror movie marathon.

    Two years later, I was the first kid on my block to see her feature film.

    Mickster accuses me of only liking Elvira for one reason (well…two reasons), but that just isn’t true.  Elvira is a true American Orignal, full of wit, charm, and class (despite the boobies).  Despite what Madonna might think, Elvira is my generation’s Mae West.


  • 6 micksterNo Gravatar // Oct 24, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    Yeah, sure Prof.V.W., I’m sure it has nothing to do with those two reasons.

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