Ugh, I hate the name “Stream Warriors” it makes no sense. What was I thinking? Here are three more movies currently available on Netflix streaming which you can watch if you want to.
Thank God my friend STEPHEN KING texted me about this movie (or wrote about it in EW-who remembers?) otherwise I would have never given it a proper chance. It is the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine-a-lly ready to forgive PIPER PERABO for COYOTE UGLY. If you are already missing THE WALKING DEAD and you don’t mind a movie that seems like a zombie movie but has absolutely zero zombies in it than this is for you. CARRIERS made me really care about its characters even (and in particularly) PIPER and that is nothing to sneeze at. If you feel that you must sneeze at it though, please wait for me to put on my hazmat suite. Read more HERE.
FROM A WHISPER TO A SCREAM
I always knew this fellow as THE OFFSPRING but if wants to go by this title, I’ll try to support it even though now I’ll have THIS ICICLE WORKS song stuck in my head all day. I guess it’s better than “Keep ‘Em Seperated” in the long run. Here we have another horror anthology and don’t you just love those? Alright I don’t remember all of the stories here but one is the Readers Digest version of CHILDREN OF THE CORN and one stars CLU GULAGER and you can’t even tell it’s him because he’s such a chameleon. The syrup on this stack of flapjacks is a wrap around soiree featuring VINCENT PRICE and my own personal Jesus SUSAN TYRRELL. I don’t have to sell you on the PRICE, you either adore him or you’re bonkers so let me just say that any movie with TYRRELL in it must be watched. If she didn’t become a horror household name after her performance in NIGHT WARNING I guess she never will, but in this fan’s head she sits on a throne. If you like the idea of an AMICUS style treasury dipped in a little eighties flavored squish, it’s time to head to the wacky town of Oldfield. Read more HERE.
Just as in the case of VINNIE PRICE, I know I’m preaching to the choir by throwing CANDYMAN into the bag. The question isn’t whether you’ve seen CANDYMAN but when was the last time that you did so? Did you know this movie gets better every year? It’s like wine or cheese or that Q-BERT game. Contrary to what you may have heard February is Black History Month. Why not spent it with somebody who has a hook for a hand and bees swarming out of his mouth? For a more complete Black History Month experience eat a peanut butter sandwich while watching the film. Peanut butter was invented by Geroge Washington Carver who was also black but without the hook and bees thing. Read more HERE!