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Sunday Viewing:: Freeway (1996)

March 22nd, 2015 by unkle lancifer · 6 Comments

Hey look! Currently for the price of free we can all watch MATTHEW BRIGHT’s hilariously off the wall and endearingly offensive ode to little Red Riding Hood, 1996’s FREEWAY on HULU. Yay and aw, I’ll never forget that one time I was working at a video store and we got in a VHS screener and it had a double feature of AMITYVILLE DOLLHOUSE and FREEWAY on it. Of course I brought it home exclusively for AMITYVILLE DOLLHOUSE because the title promised both AMITYVILLE and a DOLLHOUSE and those are both places I want to live in. Luckily, I gave FREEWAY a chance too, even though I’m sure it was more out of laziness regarding turning the VCR off than it was about my having an open and inquisitive mind. As I recall I was in love not long after the opening credits were done.

In any case I think this is a perfect pick for Sunday Streaming as one can certainly get the wrong idea about this movie by its title, cover art and the two main leads. I know the idea of watching SUTHERLAND and WITHERSPOON drive around in a car seems like some kind of torture but SUTHERLAND is creepily menacing enough and WITHERSPOON is effervescently kick-ass cuckoo enough to make you forget all of their future, seemingly smitten with themselves baggage- I swear!

It certainly doesn’t hurt that they are accompanied by what may be the greatest cast ever assembled. Holy crap, you get the stupendously squirrelly AMANDA PLUMMER (SATAN’S LITTLE HELPER), the terrifically tarantulan DAN HEDAYA (ALIEN 3), the horrendously underappreciated chameleon ALANNA UBACH (THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE), America’s skyscraping sweetheart BROOKE SHIELDS (ALICE SWEET ALICE), the legendary SYDNEY LASSICK (THE UNSEEN) and most importantly, an early antsy and unhinged performance by the late great BRITTANY MURPHY (CHERRY FALLS) among others. Buckle up and pack a lunch, this is a must see for anyone who enjoys movies that are not afraid to go off the beaten path to reach their destination.

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pearce
5 years ago

I saw Freeway at the cinema with zero idea of what I was in for. What a delightful afternoon that was! We both came running out of the screening telling everyone we knew to see it immediately.

Tomb
Tomb
5 years ago

I saw this at the Roxie in SF in ’96! I think they gave free posters too! Reese was pretty much unknown at the time, so ever since that movie, I’ve paid attention to her impressive career!

pearce
5 years ago

Great point! I love Guncrazy as well. “Here lies a pig. May he roast in Hell for all eternity!”

It’s a shame Matthew Bright’s career seems to have been killed by Tiptoes, the movie with Gary Oldman as a little person, because he wrote some of the coolest, ballsiest roles for young women in the ’90s.

Asat
Asat
5 years ago

The little avalanche of porn was hilarious enough but the EHHHHH! look on Brooke’s face was worth the price of admission.

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