The Conjuring Funhouse!

Can you conjure up the 10 differences in these two THE CONJURING posters?

Oh yes! Today is the day! THE CONJURING is THE movie I’ve been dying to see! I know it’s not very professional (haha!) or kosher to judge up a movie before you’ve even seen it but let me tell you, a movie that has VERA frickin’ FARMIGA and PATRICK hells yeah WILSON portraying ghost hunters ED & LORRAINE WARREN would have to be pretty God awful for me not to love it like a hurricane. By existing alone, this movie has already won half of my heart. If the trailer is any indication, what with its nightmarish take on THE CLAPPER, the other half of my heart will soon follow. Wow, they even got LILI TAYLOR on board! And it’s from the director of INSIDIOUS (and some other stuff!) and there is apparently a creepy doll in it! What else could you ask for? This is true leaving your house and paying too much for a ticket material! Sold.

And man, I really miss VERA! Even though it may have veered in weird directions that it often abandoned, I loved BATES HOTEL to the umpteenth degree based mostly on FARMIGA alone. In fact, it kinda ruined other shows for me. I couldn’t even finish HANNIBAL due to its fussy, overbearing nihilism and when I tried to jump back into TRUE BLOOD , it seemed like the line between it and TWILIGHT was less distinct than I remembered. (Although I have to say BATES MOTEL certainly didn’t ruin ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK for me, that show is goooood and I’m still all about AMERICAN HORROR STORY.) Am I setting myself up for disappointment? Nah! My trusty spectre detecter is telling me this one’s most likely a safe bet!

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Taylor
8 years ago

1. The release date
2. The left chimney is longer
3. The ghost shadow is missing a foot
4. An extra column on the second story of the house
5. The case files of the Warrens: true or not true??
6. A bit of the rope missing from the noose
7. Some of the big exposed root is missing by the tree
8. The long branch sticking out of the top of the tree is different lengths

That’s all I’ve got!

I’m going to see The Conjuring tonight, probably alone because no friends I’ve mentioned it to seem into seeing it.

I’m 100% with you on Bates Motel and Hannibal…I can’t deny that Hannibal is a high quality show, but it’s just no fun for me to watch at all. Bates Motel is much better as escapism.

Taylor
8 years ago

Btw, welcome back! Can you tell how anxious I’ve been for a new Funhouse?

Amanda By Night
8 years ago

I am very interested to hear your thoughts. We can’t go see it until the middle of next week and I’m so mad. I’m DYING to see The Conjuring!

carol
8 years ago

Oh! There’s an extra pillar thing on the balcony.

carol
8 years ago

That’s all I can find unless the leaf count is different 🙂

I’m psyched about the conjuring too. Hopefully ill wind up seeing it alone in an empty theater like Insidious and Woman in Black.

Taylor
8 years ago

Also counting my chickens by assuming that Wilson and Farmiga tear up the screen in this one, a series of movies following them, re-creating cases that the Warrens have been involved in, would be fantastic. As long as they’re better than the A Haunting in Connecticut: Ghosts of [A State That’s Not Connecticut] series.

Taylor
8 years ago

Unk, they probably should have just skipped all of the hullabaloo and gone ahead and made it free in theaters. At least they could have bragged about high attendance…Hell, I might have even gone!

“A Haunting In Connecticut: Ghosts of Georgia…Now playing in IMAX FREE-D!”

Taylor
8 years ago

The Conjuring was goooood. I left work early when I saw that there was a showing I could make it to in time.

I won’t say anything more (except: keep your eyes peeled for the real Lorraine Warren at one point).