They’re Back! Kindertrauma II: The Other Side

Hey, look we’re back and better than ever! Well, actually that “better than ever” part isn’t accurate but the part about us being back is mostly true. Sorry we were away for so long. Our move turned out to be a great deal more arduous than expected. We had zero Internet for a time and then when we did get it back, I didn’t exactly welcome its return with open arms. I needed all the white plastic flakes in my snow globe brain to settle before I could even think about turning my computer on. I did play a great deal of Candy Crush on my phone though. I admit that. It didn’t help much and neither did imagining zillions of Chicken Little apocalyptic scenarios. Do they make thunder shirts for people? Why do dogs get all the luck?

Somewhere along the line I became morbidly obsessed with the Artax –sinking notion that my working hard on something and my not doing anything at all both produce uncannily similar results. Naturally this resulted in oblivion-seeking naps followed by more oblivion-seeking naps. Futility is the fluffiest pillow. Almost too late I realized the cause of my discombobulation, molasses-dipped ennui and dramatic Mathew Perry-style weight loss was my foolish decision to go cold turkey from my required dosage of trauma. No wonder my kilt was off-kilter! And so I return. Thanks for your patience stalwart kindertots and my apologies to anyone whose submissions were not processed promptly. Hopefully we’ll be running at full capacity soon! There’s still plenty of trauma gold in them there hills!

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Amanda By Night
7 years ago

Missed you guys tons. Glad you got to your new place and have decided to return to the interwebs.

Oblivion-seeking naps are good though.

Tommy V
7 years ago

Welcome back!

ozne
ozne
7 years ago

Welcome back. Siestas have a way of clearing the mind.

darkko
7 years ago

glad to see you’re back!

mickster
mickster
7 years ago

Hurray! I have missed my daily fix a lot! So glad you are back in action!

popcornmonster
popcornmonster
7 years ago

It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Welcome back.

carol
7 years ago

yay!!

tistheseasontv
tistheseasontv
7 years ago

I missed you!

Dylan Donnie-Duke
Dylan Donnie-Duke
7 years ago

Huzzah! Now, if I could just get a health update on Tim Curry all would be right in my world.

crankenstien
7 years ago

Glad to see you’re back!! Love you guys!

Stickmann
Stickmann
7 years ago

Welcome back, Kindertrauma hosts, it’s reassuring to have you back! I have to admit, I am curious about your new domicile. You previously mentioned it had a foyer and everything, which I associate with all kinds of old-timey fancypantsedness. Don’t disabuse me of my illusions, but I really want to believe the place is festooned with Victorian lace woven through with cobwebs. Imagine an Edgar-Oliver-type voice asking of you “Is it suitably daaaark and dreeeeary?” Just don’t break my heart and tell me House of Kindertrauma II is just drywall and wall-to-wall shag carpet if, in fact, it actually is.

Tomb
Tomb
7 years ago

Wow Love teh new look!!
I keehd I keehd

Apocalypsejunkie
Apocalypsejunkie
7 years ago

Yay you’re back! The withdrawl has been ungodly. Traumatic even….

Now when is the housewarming party? 😉

Matt Sunshine
Matt Sunshine
7 years ago

Lance,

Glad you’re back! I as the others was going through withdrawal also. The new place sounds amazing, I am truly jealous since that sounds like the kind of place I’d like to live in. To be honest, I think I put on Psycho II sometimes just so I can spend 2 hours in the atmosphere of that house.