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Kinder-Flix :: Autopsy for Kids!

February 17th, 2009 by unkle lancifer · 10 Comments

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  • 1 PhantomofPulpNo Gravatar // Feb 17, 2009 at 10:18 am

    This is terrific. I love the matter-of-fact style of the preacher.

    Also noteworthy is the very aggressive demeanor of his apprentice.

    “Is that eyeball swollen”?

  • 2 DavidFullamNo Gravatar // Feb 17, 2009 at 10:42 am

    I said it before, I am a Born Again. But why are so many kid shows produced by and for my fellow believers so utterly horrible? Trust me, we don’t sit around and watch this stuff! At least no one at my Church.

  • 3 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Feb 17, 2009 at 11:58 am

    That table seems so small… is this a little-person autopsy? Also, why are they dressed like pirates? It’s a good look for them and all, but it seems one should wear protective garments and eye wear when performing such a delicate procedure. What if that can of beer spilled on his ruffled sleeve? So many questions…

  • 4 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Feb 17, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    I was kind of on the fence about this autopsy show until the final moment when you see the sparkling title card that declares “Everything is terrible”. I wonder if that is the name of this show. If so, that is the best name for a show I have ever heard.  I want a T-shirt that says that.

  • 5 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Feb 17, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    @Unk: Actually, it’s the name of a blog:

  • 6 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Feb 17, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    O.K. “Everything is terrible” is my new favorite blog. Aunt John, your incredible researching ability (taking a moment to use google) is awe inspiring. Plus, it turns out that they actually do have T-shirts!!!

  • 7 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Feb 17, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    @Unk: You’re welcome, it’s all pretty much done like this:

  • 8 micksterNo Gravatar // Feb 17, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Oh, man! Where do I start? This is simply awful! On MST3K, they did a more realistic autopsy on a vacuum cleaner (Ring of Terror episode). Hey, now that I think of it that apprentice sort of looks like a young version of TV’s Frank from MST3K. Once again, David, I agree with you. Why do they produce such ridiculous crap? Not all Christians are this lame. I promise.

  • 9 FatherOfTearsNo Gravatar // Feb 17, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Yep, he looks like TV’s Frank!  Let’s see…..They found the beer can from “America”!  I have two better words to describe this MST3K style: “The hell!?!” 

  • 10 DavidFullamNo Gravatar // Feb 19, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Yes folks, please take it from Mickster and me. If I had kids, I wouldn’t put them if front of the TV to watch this. I invite these dudes to come to my Church and go play ultimate frisbee, paintball, or any of the other swinging things my friends do.

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