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Kinder-News :: It’s a Hard-Knock Death

August 10th, 2008 by unkle lancifer · 17 Comments


If you’re like me than you’ve spent countless hours wondering why, oh why, the creators behind the fantastic FACES OF DEATH advertising campaign and the makers of the runaway box office hit ANNIE don’t set aside their multiple differences and manufacture a line of commemorative plates that will appease the rabid fan-base of both films at the same time. Such a day of peace and understanding where folks put aside personal egos in order to create a larger harmony is far off indeed. Hence, I fired up the kindertrauma kiln this past Sunday and produced a line of plates that I plan to utilize at our next extravagant dinner party. There are only eight, and two of course are reserved for myself and Aunt John, that means most of you will have to use the far-less special GREMLINS PAPER PLATES left over from last year. I’m sorry, but if you want to sit at the big kid’s table you most be prompt! (And no Mickster, unlike at our last fiesta “I came all the way from Alabama” will not be accepted as an excuse to arrive fourteen hours late with a biker gang in tow!)






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mickster
mickster
12 years ago

Okay, I promise to be early with no “All the way from Alabama” excuses as long as I get the Daddy Warbucks plate.

Pax Romano
12 years ago

These are wonderful.

Please accept my order for two dozen, they should make wonderful Xmas gifts.

mickster
mickster
12 years ago

Unkle L, I promise to bring Fantasy Island (Love Boat too if you want). I am also bring Professor Von Whiskersen with his Skinny Puppy collection if that is okay with you and Aunt John.

Professor Von Whiskersen
Professor Von Whiskersen
12 years ago

Unkle Lancifer, Thanks for the invite!  Speaking of Skinny Puppy, I’m surprised that Annie’s own skinny puppy Sandy escaped the kiln unscathed.  After reading the “Controversy” section of Annie’s Wikipedia entry, I’d like to get my hands on some of the strip reprints!  Gee Whiskers!  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Orphan_Annie#Controversy

SeanOfTheDead
12 years ago

Being on the other side of the world prohibits me from attending. Such a shame… your lovely crockery would have come in handy for my new party trick…..

aunt john
Admin
12 years ago

: Just as long as you don’t do your ping-pong ball trick. I never did get those marks off the wall.

kittyleclaw
12 years ago

Best artwork on Kindertrauma ever. EVER!!!

I am soooo glad you guys are my Cousins!!!! Shotgun on a seat at the Kinder Table next family reunion!

RATSAWGOD
12 years ago

My lawyers have advised me not to be around dead people anymore.

Professor Von Whiskersen
Professor Von Whiskersen
12 years ago

Unkle L said:  “…I’m all fascinated by how dark the comics get. Did you see the links that the vicar of vhs left in the Garfield post where Garfield is insane and dreaming his whole life? ”

I did!  I believe Garfield’s Halloween tv special to be the nec plus ultra of Halloween specials, barely beating out the Peanuts gang.  Also, I highly recommend “Garfield Minus Garfield” for lovers of Garfield, weirdness, comic strips, insanity, and photoshopping… http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

Fox
Fox
12 years ago

Oh my god… you are insane!  And I love it!  This may be the best spurt of retarded genius I’ve seen in 2008.

I’m probably too pedestrian to be invited to your party – like a straight man at the table with the family from Basket Case 2 – but I can try and bring Annie strippers if you’d like.

aunt john
Admin
12 years ago

: You can bet your bottom dollar that you can sit at the head of the table if you bring a Miss Hannigan stripper!