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Kinder-News :: Jim Henson Continues Posthumous Reign Of Terror

August 5th, 2008 by unkle lancifer · 1 Comment


Who is this dragon and why is he such a demanding, loud-mouthed bully? Sources say repeat traumatizer JIM HENSON is directly responsible for his existence. You’ll have to visit CARRIE WHITE BURNS IN HELL for ACTUAL FOOTAGE of this destructive beast in action as he brow beats a clearly mortified mother who fears for her child’s safety into buying LA CHOY CHOW MEIN NOODLES. While you’re at CARRIE‘s pad, do yourself a favor and ignore her dirty pillows and take a gander at the awesome KILL BABY KILL lobby cards instead… they go great with Chow mein! JUMP TO CARRIE

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Amanda By Night
12 years ago

Those lobby cards are awesome! Now off to visit Carrie. Let’s see if I return…!