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Kinder-Taining :: A Sure-Fire Halloween Recipe

October 7th, 2008 by aunt john · 7 Comments

Given the current recessionary state of the economy, not a day goes by in which your dear old Aunt John doesn’t receive a mountain of e-mails, and countless faxes, from harried homemakers looking for advice on how to stretch their food budget dollars.  As the primary home economist at Kindertrauma Castle, your Aunt John is a strong proponent of coupon clipping and home cooking.

In response to those who never really wrote me, I would like to open my coveted recipe file and share with you a relatively cheap and easy to make Halloween dish I picked up while attending boarding school in upstate New York:

For our more visually oriented readers, please follow the instructions below:

Tags: Halloween · Holidays · Kinder-Taining

7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 CarrieWhitePowerNo Gravatar // Oct 7, 2008 at 10:13 am

    Id totally play “Sausage Surprise” with Mrs. G. Sehr Heiss!

  • 2 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Oct 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Aunt John, will you marry me?

  • 3 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Oct 7, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    @Amanda: Awww… shucks! Ain’t you sweet like sugar. If you listen really closely, you can hear Unkle’s heart breaking…. We’re a packaged set, but if you are willing to convert to Mormonism (they’re the polygamists, right?) we are game [Not that we are Mormons, but for you… we could be…]. [Apologies to all Mormon readers if I got that wrong…]

  • 4 mamamiasweetpeachesNo Gravatar // Oct 8, 2008 at 8:38 am

    I still dont understand your personal vandetta against Charlotte Raye.

    That doesn tmean it’s not funny, I just don’t UNDERSTAND it.

    By the way, has anyone seen the movie version of HAIR?  You gots to! It has Charlotte Raye as a proper dowager at a fancy-shmancy party who cuts loose and dirty dances with the hippies! For that scene alone it’s wroth the rental fee! (And Treat Williams is in it. Yum Yum! Mama likey!)

  • 5 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Oct 8, 2008 at 8:57 am

    @mama: There’s nothing between me & CHARLOTTE RAYE except for love.

  • 6 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Oct 8, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    I am SO willing to convert to Mormonism, if that’s what it takes! I can move into the castle this weekend!

  • 7 LaDraculNo Gravatar // Oct 13, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    I remember being about 4 or 5 at the time and my sisters didn’t want me to watch this episode because I’d have nightmares. Of course, looking at it now, it’s not really nightmare fodder.

    BTW, Loren Lester later voiced Dick Grayson/Robin on “Batman: The Animated Series”.

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