Kinder-Taining :: A Sure-Fire Halloween Recipe

Given the current recessionary state of the economy, not a day goes by in which your dear old Aunt John doesn’t receive a mountain of e-mails, and countless faxes, from harried homemakers looking for advice on how to stretch their food budget dollars.  As the primary home economist at Kindertrauma Castle, your Aunt John is a strong proponent of coupon clipping and home cooking.

In response to those who never really wrote me, I would like to open my coveted recipe file and share with you a relatively cheap and easy to make Halloween dish I picked up while attending boarding school in upstate New York:

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14 years ago

Id totally play “Sausage Surprise” with Mrs. G. Sehr Heiss!

Amanda By Night
14 years ago

Aunt John, will you marry me?

14 years ago

I still dont understand your personal vandetta against Charlotte Raye.

That doesn tmean it’s not funny, I just don’t UNDERSTAND it.

By the way, has anyone seen the movie version of HAIR?  You gots to! It has Charlotte Raye as a proper dowager at a fancy-shmancy party who cuts loose and dirty dances with the hippies! For that scene alone it’s wroth the rental fee! (And Treat Williams is in it. Yum Yum! Mama likey!)

Amanda By Night
14 years ago

I am SO willing to convert to Mormonism, if that’s what it takes! I can move into the castle this weekend!

14 years ago

I remember being about 4 or 5 at the time and my sisters didn’t want me to watch this episode because I’d have nightmares. Of course, looking at it now, it’s not really nightmare fodder.

BTW, Loren Lester later voiced Dick Grayson/Robin on “Batman: The Animated Series”.