Itâ€™s that time of year when I watch every movie in the HALLOWEEN franchise. The quality ranges from â€œheart-pounding work of stabby geniusâ€ to the cinematic equivalent of a piece of fruit thrown into your trick â€˜r treat bag; happily all of the films are required by law to take place on Halloween and I canâ€™t say no to that. I never watch the HALLOWEEN movies in chronological order, but there is a method to my Myers madness. First I get PART 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH out of the way, I donâ€™t want its joyous insanity mixing with the rest of the group, just like I donâ€™t want my gravy touching my peas. Then itâ€™s on to â€œThe Laurie Cycleâ€ which includes Part 1, Part 2, H2O & the beginning of RESURRECTION. (The rest of RESURRECTION, I discard like a corn husk.) Then itâ€™s time for â€œThe Jamie Cycleâ€ which starts great with Part 4, gets horrible with Part 5 and then gets who cares because PAUL RUDD is in it. The festivities are then completed with a drunken excursion into the ROB ZOMBIE zone.
Where I stand now is in the crossroads between cycles Laurie and Jamie. So while Iâ€™m here letâ€™s talk a bit about our old pal Laurie, the greatest female horror character of all time (Sorry Ellen Ripley, I love you too but since you drive a spaceship to work and break bread with robots, you gotta play on team sci-fi.)
When we first meet Laurie (the one and only JAMIE LEE CURTIS) she is your typical American teenager except for the fact that she is responsible, respects her parents, shows signs of humility and reads books. In todayâ€™s world such a creature would be terrorized into committing suicide via an on line social network, but back in the seventies you could wear beige and sing corny songs (â€œI wish I had you all aloneâ€¦â€) in public without fear of retribution. In fact you might even end up hanging out with the two coolest girls in high school Lynda Van der Klok (P.J. SOLES) and Annie Bracket (NANCY LOOMIS)!
Folks can speculate all they want about Laurieâ€™s (assumed) virginity saving her hide, but I think that discounts her girl scout ability to make weapons out of household objects (knitting needles, clothes hangers) and her obvious talent for finding the quickest route between point A and point B. For somebody who is labeled a goodie-two-shoes, she sure smokes a lot of weed and spends a lot of time thinking about Ben Tramer. Alls Iâ€™m saying is Laurie is not the one note character she is sometimes painted to be. Just because sheâ€™s not as slutty as Lynda, it doesn’t make her a prude.
Interesting note: Knowing that nobody would buy the antiquated idea of a scrupulous, moral being walking the planet, ROB ZOMBIE insisted that in his remake, the thoroughly modern Laurie Strode (SCOUT TAYLOR-COMPTON) should perform various sexual acts upon a non consensual bagel to the horror of E.T.â€™s mom (DEE WALLACE) while threatening to escalate the atrocity to include an elderly owner of a hardware store.
Directly after the incidents depicted in the first film, emergency workers tend to Laurieâ€™s wounds, place an insane wig on her head and drive her to the nearest hospital. Sadly, in this installment, our gal is mostly a drugged out blank slate. Sheâ€™s not so far gone as to not suddenly remember that sheâ€™s her assailantâ€™s sister, but she certainly has lost some of her whip-smart edge. Laurie has not become a total dumb-dumb though, she props up pillows to create a decoy and has dead-on accuracy shooting a gun. She’s even intuitive enough to start putting the moves on the still breathing orderly Jimmy Lloyd (LANCE GUEST) somehow knowing that dream date Ben Tramer is now a mincemeat and car sandwich.
Interesting note: If the ambulance is rockinâ€™ donâ€™t come a knockin! In the television version of HALLOWEEN 2, Laurie and Jimmy share a romantic moment at filmâ€™s close and ride off presumably to go make little DANIELLE HARRISâ€™ and JOSH HARTNETS.
HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS
I know I said this movie is “Cycle Jamie” and not “Cycle Laurie,” but I should point out that Laurie does appear in this movie briefly in a photo. Turns out daughter Jamie (DANIELLE HARRIS) lovingly keeps a photo of her mother holding a pumpkin and waiting to be picked up by Annie on the Halloween night she was almost brutally murdered. Nobody knows who took this photo (The Shape?) or how it came to be in lilâ€™ Jamieâ€™s possession…
Itâ€™s twenty years later (hence the title) and Laurie has changed her name, dropped the wig and nabbed a sexy new boy toy (ALAN ARKIN, who Iâ€™ve come to refer to as â€œGeorge Goonie.â€) She has reinvented herself not only as the dean of a prestigious school, but also as a high functioning alcoholic; you go girl! Many claim that H20 is a direct sequel to Part 2 and pretends that HALLOWEENs 4-6 do not exist. I always just assume that Laurie had two kids and kept one and dumped the other for reasons unknown…hey, it happens!
H20 is a dream of a sequel and offers us the rare treat of seeing a characters progress decades on. It sports tons of fanboy references (great job getting NANCY STEPHENS back!) that never get in the way or take you out of the plot. Iâ€™m not so keen on the new version of Michael Myers who changes his mask from scene to scene, but Iâ€™ll live.
If they gave out Oscars for slasher flicks JAMIE LEE CURTIS would have earned one here. (Iâ€™m not talking about the scene where she grabs an axe and demands that Michael confront her. Iâ€™m talking about the scene where she grabs a waiter and demands a refill of chardonnay.) H20 may throw breadcrumbs to the SCREAM pigeons, but it also stands as an admirable tribute to a character that, when all is said and done, is just as much if not more important to the HALLOWEEN series than its masked killer. My only sadness comes from the fact that DONALD PLEASANCE did not live long enough to either participate or proudly observe from the sidelines.
HALLOWEEN RESURRECTION (Well, at least the first 20 minutes of it.)
Hey fence, this is my ass and itâ€™s going to sit on you! Iâ€™m not sure how I feel about the way Laurie exits the series. On one hand, itâ€™s a joy to see her all ragged and war torn in a mental hospital with semi believable long hair, but on the other she deserved the dignified end of the last chapter where she did not decapitate an innocent bystander, but her arch nemesis instead. Iâ€™m not sure I can accept this ending for Laurie; thankfully in horror there are no real endings. For all we know after Laurie got stabbed, made out with her psychopathic sibling and fell several stories into some trees that she landed in the bed of a truck passing by filled to the brim with soft, cushiony Silver Shamrock Halloween masks. A fanboy can dream canâ€™t he? Goodbye Laurie! I wish I had you all alone, just the two of us!
“Hey fence, this is my ass and itâ€™s going to sit on you!”Â Â hahahahahahahhahahah
I love Halloween H20 too. I love that Jamie Lee Curtis never shunned her horror beginnings and I love how this sequel really took into account what would happen to someone like Laurie Strode because she survived.
I still think Halloween 2 is my favorite though, and I prefer the TV ending where Lance Guest survives. He’s too cute not to! 🙂
Your splitting up of the series is spot on.Â I think I’d have to watch Part 3 first as well. I wonder why they couldn’t work Tom Atkins into the other films.Â But at least we get Jamie Lee. Lovely lovely Jamie Lee. Thanks Unk, now I’m in the mood!
As far as Zombies version goes, I’ve noticed on cable the frequently air the theatrical version, which contains not only a more conventional break out for Myers, but a substantially toned-down breakfast conversation between Laurie and her parents. Jus’ sayin’.
I saw the alternative ending of Halloween 2 only a few years ago, and it completely surprised my ass. Even as a kid, I had always suspected there was supposed to be more to Jimmy’s demise than the original edit of the film showed. Now we know!
TheY. Damn my lazy key sokes. Strokes. Whatever.
I’m with you about Resurrection. Â I’ve watched it twice (the second time, wondering if I didn’t give it a fair chance the first time). Â H20 is great though. Â That is how Laurie should have gone out! Â Bad Ass!
(and I do love me some school slashers)
Unk, thanks for that beautiful tribute to Laurie – for me it all ended at H20.
Great piece, Unk.Â I never really thought about watching the films in that order but now that you mention it, it makes the most sense.
“In todayâ€™s world such a creature would be terrorized into committing suicide via an on line social network”
Gold.Â Just gold.
I have said it before: Resurrection should have ENDED with the Laurie/Michael hospital stuff, and after she fell, Michael could have made his way down and just found her gone, an impression on the grass but no Laurie.
And I never noticed that about Jamie’s pic of her mom in Part 4! Good catch! hahahaha
Wings– I love that ending! Someone film it. Now!
Great post unkle. I wish Laurie was my mom.
This really is one of the greatest posts.Â Â What aÂ particularly great order in which to watch these films.Â The hair twirling Laurie photo and the mental institution shots are great.Â
I think one of the coolest lines/observations would be “Sorry Ellen Ripley, I love you too but since you drive a spaceship to work and break bread with robots, you gotta play on team sci-fi.”Â
And I’m totally on board with the “what if” idea at the horrible demise at the beginning of Resurrection.Â
Well I have to say that the Mickster raised me well and I have a profound appreciation for the Halloween series! Like most of you I like to watch Halloween, Halloween 2, and Halloween H20 as a trilogy plus they must always be watched on Halloween night! I watched Resurrection once and that will be all of that one for me! The Laurie story for me ends with H20. I like to think of her finally defeating the evil as Dr.Loomis would put it! I do like Halloween 4 and Halloween 5 but on their own and not as part of the whole series. My reason behind this is because it makes the storyÂ more confusing because why would she leave Jaime behind and take John with her? I watched Halloween 6 as well and the story was one that really did not interest me plus this is where they began to get to gory for me!I have also seen the Rob Zombie’s version of the story and I have to say that they are way too gory and stray away from the suspense you get from watching John Carpenter’s version. So this Halloween season I will be watch Halloween, Halloween 2, and Halloween H20. Then while passing out candy watch Halloween 4 and Halloween 5. Let’s face it we all remember being a little kid and getting excited to go trick r’ treating and getting to glance a peek at the scary movies the adults were watching! I hope that everyone has a good Halloween!
Oh Brit-Brit! I am glad I rubbed off on you! Too bad your brother, Zackster doesn’t see it the same way! If I am not mistaken, didn’t he force you to watch Zombie’s two remakes? You can’t beat the original!
Well he did not have to force me to hard! I’ am a poor college studnet and he offered to take me out to eat afterwards so Iwent along!