Awww, E.T. as Santa. He’s such a cute — wait a minute, that little bastard gave us the E.T.: The Game for my Atari 2600, probably the crappiest cartridge ever made for that system. (Pac-Man comes in a close second.)

How ’bout you just throw some Reese’s Pieces in my stocking and jump back in your rainbow-emitting spaceship, before I call the feds back for some more “testing?” Atta boy…