UNK SEZ: Christmas means family, and here at Kindertrauma Castle family means adopted cousin Kitty Leclaw of KILLER KITTENS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE fame! Our long lost relative stopped by recently to tell us exactly what was on the top of her wish-ker list this year. No, it’s not a scratching post, she’s got plenty of those! Kitty covets a Krazy Karpet!
I wonder how much money the company had to pay out in lawsuits, after claiming in this advertisement that their product is “safe” and “easy to handle?”
If I do happen to find one of these babies underneath the Christmas tree this year, I promise, I won’t catnip and drive!