Traum-mercial Break :: Valentine’s at Carvel Posted on February 14, 2009 by aunt john — 4 Comments ↓ Because nothing says, “I LOVE YOU” to your Aunt John more than a repurposed Cookie Puss. Happy V.D. & SATURDAY THE 14TH to you & your special sweetie! Revisit “Ten Great Horror Romances” HERE! Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)MoreClick to print (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Related
That “Saturday the 14th” clip was cute BUT that “Gill Man” menacing the girl gave me bad flashbacks to those raping underwater mutants from “Humanoids from the Deep”!Â Oh, BTW, is that Colp from the last two “Planet of the Apes” movies?
I guess I wasn’t lucky enough to grow up with cookie puss, but that mug of his (hers?) is really disturbing.Â Is that bush underneath it’s hat?
If cookie puss didn’t (presumably) taste so good, I would think he/she might qualify as an official traumatizer.
Silly Fox, those are not pubes!
If Cookie Puss ever does make it into the Valhalla of traumatizers, she/he does come with the bestest theme song courtesy of the Beastie Boys.
Regular Cookie-Puss is creepy enough, but holy WOW–the heart-gobbling horror of Valentine Cookie-Puss might just put me round the bend!Â I’m swearing off ice cream for a month!!!