I was trying to come up with a story for Kindertrauma about what movie made me pee my pants as a child and the only movie I remember really scarring me was A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET which is kind of boring. A better story would have been how NIGHTMARE PART 2 made me gay, but that wouldn’t be true, well maybe a little true.So I got to thinking about what horror movies shaped my sexual preferences. Years of watching slasher films with lots of gratuitous nudity must have had some effect on me as an adult. The only thing I could come up with was KRISTY McNICHOL which is kind of a stretch for a horror website, but I like women who look barely 18 (doesn’t every straight guy?) and prefer full butt, but sexy panties. That has to add up a few films first, LITTLE DARLINGS and DREAM LOVER.
LITTLE DARLINGS a coming of age tale came out when I was three, so I can only imagine that I must of seen it years later when my family could finally afford cable. KRISTY McNICHOL was probably 17 or 18, but looked like a 12 year old boy, I probably being the same age, developed a crush. Hmmm?
Many moons later when I saw the movie DREAM LOVER which is basically Kristy walking around in her underwear and see through t-shirt (and probably still looking 12) I decided this film and LINNEA QUIGLEY‘s ass shots in NIGHT OF THE DEMONS and SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA probably shaped my panty and ass fetish.
Maybe I saw so many boobs in horror films that I kind of became numb to them, and girls in their underwear became the new booby to me. You are talking about a guy that grew up with comedies like PORKY’S and REVENGE OF THE NERDS, and horror films like FRIDAY THE 13TH, breasts became boring to me in 1985.
So I salute the filmmakers of the ’80s for helping a young boy develop sexually. LINNEA QUIGLEY may look like a stick of wood today, but I will always remember her sexy ass shaking in her pink panties at that convenience store. An image that helped me through many times when there was no good soft-core porn or “foreign” films on Skinemax those late nights.
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