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The Hidden Face (2011)

Posted on By unkle lancifer

On account of the Easter bunny I neglected to do a Sunday Streaming post last weekend. Now I'm going to make up for that. Don't worry this is going to be short because if ever there was a movie you should know as little as possible about before seeing it, it's Andres Baiz's THE HIDDEN FACE (LA CARA ACULTA). Promise me that whatever you do, you will not watch the trailer! The trailer needs to shut up and so you will not be seeing it here! I will chase it away with a broom! Get lost trailer!

THE HIDDEN FACE is an incredibly engrossing psychological thriller and even though it's about as violent as a throw pillow, it succeeds at being exceedingly tense and rousing. It's about this guy named Adrian whose girlfriend unexpectedly vanishes, leaving behind only a vague adios video. He's devastated for a while but promptly gets chummy with a pretty waitress named Fabiana. Soon Adrian and Fabiana are shacking up and she's discovering that his house is prone to spooky sounds and that the police think the first girlfriend's disappearance smells fishy…and then a zillion things you'd never expect that I refuse to tell you happen! It should be dark and rainy when you watch this but then again, it should be dark and rainy all the time as far as I'm concerned. Feel free to expect whatever you like, no matter what path you start on, you'll end up finding yourself on another. On top of the indisputable thrills, I'd say this movie is a pretty slick rumination on the anxiety that generates from the inevitable blind spots in human relationships. There's a perverse thrill on display over how easily judgmental perceptions are toppled with just a little bit of added information. O.K. now I'm stalling. If you enjoy subtle atmospheric thrillers and the taste of your own fingernails, get on this one!

Name That Trauma:: Reader VS on a TV Trapped Being

Posted on By unkle lancifer

This is most likely something from the 70's. I remember a lot of it was a conversation between a man (or some kind of being existing within the television) and a boy or young adult. I think the TV-being wanted to get out of there and probably needed the boy's help. Besides the 70's decor and the creepy, slow moving plot, I don't remember anything else. Hopefully, you can help me out.

Thanks,

VS

UNK SEZ: I know the answer isn't SHOCKER but I've got that movie on my mind thanks to THIS superb review over at DINNER WITH MAX JENKE! Sorry I'm not much help. Hopefully one of our readers knows!

Rondo Rally!

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Here at Kindertrauma we are very honored to have been nominated for best blog in the 11th annual Rondo Hatton Awards! Why not pretend that we never had a post titled "Help the Leprechaun catch Jennifer Aniston!" and jump over HERE and vote for us! Even if voting is not your thing, checking out that ballot is a great opportunity to familiarize yourself with a bunch of stellar writers and blogs! We can't possibly cover all of the nominees here, so allow me to spotlight a few fine folks who were generous enough to participate in our "It's a Horror to Know You!" campaign! Good luck and congratulations to all these guys who were nice enough to stop by and share their expertise with us! It's a horror to be nominated with all of you!

It's a Horror to Know: J.M. Cozzolia of Zombo's Closet!

It's a Horror to Know: Christine Hadden of Fascination with Fear!
(And a special happy fifth Anniversary to Fascination With Fear!)

It's a Horror to Know: John Squires of Freddy in Space!

It's a Horror to Know: Brittney–Jade Colangelo of Day of the Woman!

It's a Horror to Know: The Mike of From Midnight with Love!

It's a Horror to Know: Jaako of Groovy Age of Horror!

And as always, everyone is invited to participate in It's a Horror to Know You! Just respond to the questions as these folks have done and send your answers to Kindertrauma@gmail.com! We'd like to have the horror of knowing you too!

Movie Matchmaker Mania

Posted on By unkle lancifer

I say it's time for some spring fever inspired double features! Not long after writing THIS post on the love affair between THE BIRDS and THE FOG I received an invitation to their wedding. That's when I knew that I should become a Movie Matchmaker! Movies don't need to be spinsters! There's a lid for every pot and a clamshell for every VHS tape! Some of these pair ups might sound odd but that's the way love goes and until I am proven as wrong on this as I am about everything else, let's give me the benefit of the doubt!

THE SKIN I LIVE IN (2011) meet MANSION OF THE DOOOMED (1976)

Everybody's mother coos over the possibly of ALMODOVAR's latest getting hitched to EYES WITHOUT A FACE (LES YEUX SANS VISAGE, 1960). The similarities are obvious, but where's the spark? I see THE SKIN with the younger, less French, much sleazier MANSION OF THE DOOMED (1976). I know MANSION doesn't have the best reputation but I say all that's keeping this ugly duckling from becoming a swan is a is a simple makeover/remaster.

JOHN DIES AT THE END (2012) meet SOULKEEPER (2001)

The first time I met JOHN DIES AT THE END all I could think about was SOULKEEPER. Then again, I'm always thinking about SOULKEEPER. It's not every day that you go on an adventure where there is no limit to what can take place. I don't necessarily see these two surreal buddy flicks going for the long haul but they'll certainly have fun while it lasts.

THE EVIL DEAD 2 (1987) meet SCREAMS OF A WINTER NIGHT (1979)

What? Big man on campus THE EVIL DEAD 2 going out with wilting wallflower SCREAMS OF A WINTER'S NIGHT? How's exactly is that gonna work? Trust me; folks are always underestimating EVIL DEAD's big broken heart. It's really just a break-up movie with decapitations. SCREAMS may seem timid by comparison but I dare you to say that in a room lit by one single green light bulb! There's an old saying that goes, "A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where shall they live?" In this case, the answer couldn't be clearer, they shall live in a cabin in the woods!

THE KINDRED (1987) meet LEVIATHAN (1989)

If anybody needs love it's giant, indiscernibly shaped fish monsters. If you watch these two flicks back to back, you can pretend that the monster from THE KINDRED survives to become the whatchamacallit from LEVIATHAN. I don't know how you'll explain AMANDA PAYS who appears in both movies changing her name from Melissa to Elizabeth, but I always go with that incognito witness protection jazz.

THE BOOGENS (1981) meet NECRONOMICON: BOOK OF THE DEAD (1993)

You know THE BOOGENS is just dying to be seen as Lovecraftian so why don't you allow it just one damn day in the sun? O.K. here's my logic, everyone seems to be in universal agreement that THE BOOGEN's big Achilles heal is its presentation of its titular creatures. Fine. It just so happens that NECRONOMICON has the opposite problem, the special effects are stellar but chunks of the movie are lackluster. In the anthology's best segment "Whispers" you get a slew of slippery, Lovecraft-y, and subterranean bone crunchers who would make just fine BOOGENS if only they didn't fly. It's not exactly a match made in heaven but it's totally symbiotic. So I say, "Good luck, you two slimy, crazy kids!"

PIN (1988) meet MAY (2002)

It takes May (ANGELA BETTIS) a whole movie to learn what Leon (DAVID HEWLETT) gleans at a young age; people who need people are the luckiest people in the world and people who need people who aren't actually people may want to keep that personality trait to themselves. These two were made for each other.

VIDEODROME (1983) meet THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN (1981)

I know you're thinking VIDEODROME is better suited for HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH, what with their shared fondness for deadly televisions but the reality is, H3 has a serious drinking problem and I don't see VIDEODROME putting up with that. Besides, VIDEODROME is more concerned with subjugation than annihilation, the idea that media and technology may lessen one's humanity bit by digital bit. The notion that we're all cattle for manipulative corporations is something that THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN would likely get behind. What's the difference between being miniaturized and forced to live in a doll house and developing an orifice in your abdomen obliged to accept whatever anyone wants to shove in it? Either way, you're somebody's plaything. Both films end on the empty promise that their main sufferers shall rise to higher things but we all know there's a limit to what Galaxy Glue can fix.

Name That Trauma:: Reader Ashley M. on a Smelly Attic Corpse

Posted on By unkle lancifer

This is a little off topic because it wasn't exactly traumatic and I was an adult; BUT, I have been trying to figure out this book for years to no avail. It was incredibly eerie and unlike anything I have read. It's a novel from the ‘90s, Irish I believe, or possibly taking place in Ireland. A woman who works at a grocery store comes home to find her boyfriend has committed suicide. She is pretty much numb and just doesn't want to deal with it, so she takes his body to the attic and promptly forgets about it. After a while, she begins to notice a smell and remembers his body is in the attic. She then chops him up and takes his body parts to a little island in a lake, where she buries him then camps for awhile. That's about all I remember. I picked it up at a library in the late ‘90s from the new releases table.

Thanks for any help!

Name That Trauma :: Reader Eldon G.B. on a Talkative Black & White Lake

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Hello there,

I saw a movie when I was maybe 9 or 10 years old, back in the mid to late 70s on tv, and I'd like to know the title. Unfortunately I only have one vague scene to recall, where this woman is sitting looking into this lake and there are voices talking to her from it; I think it was in front of this English mansion on this big estate. That's all I have. Any help with this would be greatly appreciated, thanks.

UNK SEZ: Greetings Eldon! I suppose this could be many movies but my bet is on one of my favorites, JACK CLAYTON's THE INNOCENTS (1961) which is based on THE TURN OF THE SCREW by HENRY JAMES! There are several highly memorable scenes that take place by a lake and your mansion on a large estate fits snuggly too! I couldn't find an exact scene on YouTube but I'm sure Miss Giddens (DEBORAH KERR) hears a ghostly voice calling out "Flora," the name of one of the children she's looking after, too! Check out the clip I did find below and let us know if it looks familiar!

Name That Trauma :: Reader Jan on a Book Featuring a Frightening Fungi

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Dear Kindertrauma,

I love your page! I discovered it, when I was searching for one of my deepest Kindertraumas with "The Peanut Butter Incident"!

Probably you will not able to help me, as I grew up in Germany, but this Kindertrauma is haunting me for years, so it's worth a shot and probably the book was translated to German anyway!

I am looking for a book of horror stories for children, I read in the '80s. Especially one story I cannot forget. It's about a man who somehow enters an abandoned ship which is covered by a strange grey mushroom. On deck he also notices huge piles of the plant. One day he discovers a small spot on his finger where the mushroom started to grow on him. He cuts the spot on his finger, but the next day it regrew even bigger. The guy has got nothing to eat so eventually he starts eating the mushroom. At the end of the story his whole body is covered with the mushroom and he starts to realize that the huge piles on the boat used to be humans.

All I remember of the other stories is one about a guy who is an aspiring assassin, who is tricked into switching bodies with an old man. All stories where really scary and I would like to hold that book in my hands once again. I guess it was crucial to my deep obsession with horror related stuff.

Thank you so much and keep up the good work,

Jan

UNK SEZ: Jan, I'm glad you found us! I may not be able to identify the exact anthology you're looking for but hopefully I can narrow your search! If I'm not jumping to conclusions, I'm suspecting the mushroom short story is WILLIAM HOPE HODGSON's THE VOICE IN THE NIGHT. It's the same tale that inspired the Japanese film MATANGO which is known as ATTACK OF THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE here in the states. You can read the story HERE! I hope it's the right one and that you are one step closer to your trauma-treasure!

Sunday Streaming:: The Eclipse (2009)

Posted on By unkle lancifer

There are many fine things in this world that are simply not built to obtain universal appeal. Maybe it's more important to concern ourselves not with how many people appreciate something, but the depth of the feeling of those who do. I can tell you with certainty that not everybody is going to get/enjoy THE ECLIPSE (2009) but I guarantee a few folks are going to think it's outstanding. If you are interested in the supernatural that should aid in your affection for it and if you've got some Irish in your blood, well that won't hurt either. Can you withstand a romantic drama that features adult characters? Do you have patience? Do you mind the quiet? Do you like to read? Yeses to these questions will come in handy. You might also be required to be the type of person who can live with not everything being identified, tagged and put away in the proper drawer. Most urgently though, I suspect you'd better believe in ghosts. Hopefully you've even encountered one or two.

The haunted looking CIARAN HINDS (THERE WILL BE BLOOD) plays a widower knee deep in grief whose job it is to chauffer authors about a small seaside town during a literary festival. Lately he's been seeing spooky apparitions and so he cozies up to a novelist (IBEN HJEJLE) whose writing suggests she'd be less skeptical than most. She's got some baggage too, most notably a lecherous, drunk hook up (AIDAN QUINN) that she can't seem to scrape off her shoe. Basically we've got a four-sided love triangle with one of those sides being already dead. I love this cast. CIABRAN breaks your heart and HJEJLE should be in so many more movies. I kept thinking that I knew her somehow and yes, I do; I met her in HIGH FIDELITY and MIFUNE years ago and then we totally lost touch. Do you know who has aged well? AIDAN QUINN. Here he's playing against type as a belligerent miscreant and he's surprisingly successful at being repellent!

Here's something else I should confess. There is a scare in this movie that knocked my unsuspecting boots off. I can't promise it'll have the same effect on you, but it really, truly got to me. Maybe I was taken off guard because the movie is so generally hushed and melancholic or maybe it was just really late at night. Perhaps I was somewhat hypnotized by HJEJLE's character reading out loud a finely tuned description of how the mind reacts when facing the dead. I don't want to spoil the shock for those who might be susceptible too, but a big heap of the credit falls on the way the music is handled. You are sort of surrounded by soaring angelic chanting that abruptly transforms into a horrific banshee shriek and it's like a marching band walking on your grave. I felt like somebody poured a tub of ice water down the back of my shirt and the sensation stuck around. I know, now I've got your expectations up and you'll watch it and be bored out of your skull. Sorry about that but even if your hair does not turn as white as mine did, you may still find this worthwhile. But again, only if you like ghosts stories and only if you can stand the quiet.