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It's Friday the 13th! Time for an impossible FRIDAY THE 13th funhouse quiz! Abandon hope all ye who enter here!

1. One and only one of the 40 folks pictured is NOT from a FRIDAY film. What is the number of the person who does not belong?
2. What is the name of the horror movie sequel that the person who does not belong is from?
3. What is the number of the character who said "They're all yours!"?
4. What is the number of the character who said "Jason Voorhees? You're outta your fucking mind. You've been out in the sun too long. Jason Voorhees is dead! His body was cremated. He's nothing but a handful of ash!"?
6. What is the number of the person who was nominated for 4 Academy Awards?
7. What's the number for the person who was also a stunt coordinator for THE NESTING, ALONE IN THE DARK, SCREAM FOR HELP & SLEEPAWAY CAMP?
8. What is the number of the person who said "We don't accept no food stamps!"?
9. What is the number of the actor who also appeared in THE EXTERMINATOR (1980)?
10. Who ate a banana?
11. Who said "Welcome to New York."?
12. What is the number of the character who said "Some folks sure got a strange idea of entertainment."?
13. How many people can you connect with their appropriate FRIDAY THE !3TH (1-8) film (excluding the lone impostor from another series)? Good Luck! Today you'll need it!


Next week is friday the 13th! Yet something tells me that all I'm going to care about on that day is INSIDIOUS 2! So let's get our FRIDAY THE 13th itch satisfied today! Below is a word search containing names associated with the original 1980 film. How many can you find?



Dear friendly humans, how many of these monsters do you know? Can you name the titles of the movies they appeared in? One lucky commenter will win MAD MONSTER MAGAZINE issues 2 and 3!

Each fantastic issue sports a feature penned by yours truly! For more on MAD MONSTER check out this evil lair HERE! Good luck!












UNK SEZ: It's old school FUNHOUSE! how many movies can you identify?












Help Riff Randell find the ten differences in these two images!!!






Can you conjure up the 10 differences in these two THE CONJURING posters?

Oh yes! Today is the day! THE CONJURING is THE movie I've been dying to see! I know it's not very professional (haha!) or kosher to judge up a movie before you've even seen it but let me tell you, a movie that has VERA frickin' FARMIGA and PATRICK hells yeah WILSON portraying ghost hunters ED & LORRAINE WARREN would have to be pretty God awful for me not to love it like a hurricane. By existing alone, this movie has already won half of my heart. If the trailer is any indication, what with its nightmarish take on THE CLAPPER, the other half of my heart will soon follow. Wow, they even got LILI TAYLOR on board! And it's from the director of INSIDIOUS (and some other stuff!) and there is apparently a creepy doll in it! What else could you ask for? This is true leaving your house and paying too much for a ticket material! Sold.
And man, I really miss VERA! Even though it may have veered in weird directions that it often abandoned, I loved BATES HOTEL to the umpteenth degree based mostly on FARMIGA alone. In fact, it kinda ruined other shows for me. I couldn't even finish HANNIBAL due to its fussy, overbearing nihilism and when I tried to jump back into TRUE BLOOD , it seemed like the line between it and TWILIGHT was less distinct than I remembered. (Although I have to say BATES MOTEL certainly didn't ruin ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK for me, that show is goooood and I'm still all about AMERICAN HORROR STORY.) Am I setting myself up for disappointment? Nah! My trusty spectre detecter is telling me this one's most likely a safe bet!

If you can't find 10 differences in these 2 posters…you're already dead!
